We are going to be looking at some extremely painful breakup texts you guys love this article. So lets just jump right into this and hope you guys enjoy!!
1 I want us to be like selena and justin Babe, They broke up.
THEY SPLIT LIKE 10 YEARS AGO Obviously Your not Catching on Its over!! LINSEY!! DONT you get it? We are breaking up linsey I’m so sorry I just wanted to show you guys examples.
2 I need to tell you something What is it babe? I broke your Xbox!! What!?!?!? just kidding im actually cheating on you.
So my Xbox is ok right? *laughs* When your a dude and you literally care about that xbox then your girlfreind he just got cheated on but is my xbox ok? LIKE i need it!? tell me its ok i don’t care ur a skank! U can go!
3 Its 11:11! Make a wish Ok what did u wish for? For you And me to grow up and get married and to stay together forever! What did u wish for?? To find a way to break up with you before it got too serious. Are you serious?
Oh my God!! ah thats a great wish u know lets uhh lets we will break up because I don’t want to break your feelings!
4 Have you seen that movie called people umm. Never heard of it why?? Cause that’s what i want to see Are you breaking up with me?
WOW! *Shakes head* WOW!!!! Your breaking up with me! The fact that you say wow when your getting dumbed juts show why shes breaking up with you.
5 Hey wanna see a magic trick? N0. Now am I supposed to dump you!!?
I was going to show you a cool magic trick called I’m sleeping with your brother. Ah so this is from an ex.
6 Hey, What the hell you want? i just wanted to tell you something I don’t care what you have to say.
I was just going to say that your Xbox 360 had had a great time burning in the fire with the picture of us. You bitch! The XBOX! again what did we say about the xbox I cant belive you burned My xbox.
7 Heyy I was told have no soul today that’s not true why would someone say that? I laughed when Simba’s dad died in the lion king we’re so over.
Oh my God bro you you laught when simba’s dad died in the lion king? Not the fact you don’t have a soul you you don’t have a heart your heart is a black hole.
That was one of the saddest animated sean in a disney movie.
Like in my opinion this guy probably watches his dog get killed fore free like its fun or something.
8 Baby, Dont baby me wer’re done baby seriously. Are you retarded ?
NOO did you just respond with justin beiber lyrics as I’m breaking up with you -_- ohhhh! Baby baby baby NOOO i actually thought she was just messing with him or something.
9 What would you do if I broke up with you or something get back with my ex. Now i see how much you care I’m done hey you wanna go out? go with your ex.
OHHHH that is so clever but at the same time your you guys are kinda over I don’t know if their going to get back together but that is soo that’s actually realy funny.
Go with your ex but know you are my ex babe babe your my ex now so we can go out its funny how this turned around.
10 I never want to see you again in my life. I hope you burn in hell you whore.
Umm this is your mother home know Oh sorry that was my friend Emma. Why would you break up with a girl named Emma. She was the first girl to look at you naked and not puke!! Fuck you too mom.
Guys this is going to be the last one
11 I don’t think this is really working. I’m breaking up with you.
I’m your wife you cant exactly breakup with me I’m in your house you can just walk to the other side of the room and tell me you want to get divorced opps sorry that was meant for some one else ohh ok:) Wait what ok guys that’s going to about wrap that up for some breakup texts.
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